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I don't get that. I'm too tired. Jet lag.

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Number of posts: 1236 Age: 16 Location: Alaska Registration date: 2009-08-14

OK, these aren't exactly brain teasers but they're funny.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs hanging on a wall?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs lying in a ditch?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a pool?

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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new - Albert Einstein

Number of posts: 327 Location: Here Registration date: 2009-09-13

What do you call a man with no arms and legs hanging on a wall? Art

What do you call a man with no arms and legs lying in a ditch? Phil

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a pool? Bob

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DJ

Subject: Re: Today's brain teaser brought to you by.... Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:22 pm

30 white horses upon a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still. What is it??????????????

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I am a farmgirl with a mission... to get my chores done before it's dark... ahem!

You are most like Peter Pevensie, once High King of Narnia. As Peter, you are brave, loyal yet intelligent, and are greatly respected for upholding what you think is right.

Number of posts: 327 Location: Here Registration date: 2009-09-13

Yo mouth.

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Subject: Re: Today's brain teaser brought to you by.... Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:32 pm

Very good!

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I am a farmgirl with a mission... to get my chores done before it's dark... ahem!

You are most like Peter Pevensie, once High King of Narnia. As Peter, you are brave, loyal yet intelligent, and are greatly respected for upholding what you think is right.

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How do you put a Giraffe into the refrigerator? (DO NOT GOOGLE THIS. THAT'S CHEATING) Very Happy

Number of posts: 1236 Age: 16 Location: Alaska Registration date: 2009-08-14

one piece at a time.

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Mod Number of posts: 4036 Location: Down Under Registration date: 2008-09-23

Open the door, put the giraffe in, then shut the door!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

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*Larissa*

It may not be your day, but it may be your moment

Number of posts: 24 Age: 14 Location: Missouri Registration date: 2009-10-31

Open the door, take out the giraffe, and put in the elephant.
Two legs sites on three legs with one legs on his lap. Four legs comes in a steals one legs off of two leggers lap. Two takes three legs throws it at four legs witch makes four legs drop one leg. What are all those legs?

Subject: Re: Today's brain teaser brought to you by.... Mon Nov 02, 2009 9:57 pm

I know I know I know!!

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I don't know yours, Sarah. (I think you meant "which" not "witch) Very Happy

The lion invited all the animals to a meeting. Which one didn't show up?

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Preytor wrote:

The lion invited all the animals to a meeting. Which one didn't show up?

The elephant, because it's in the fridge. And Sarah, you must close the door after puttin the elephant in! We don't want to be wasting electricity, do we?? Razz

Is Sarah's riddle about baseball?

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*Larissa*

It may not be your day, but it may be your moment

No, it's not.

Two Legs sits on Three Legs with One Leg on his lap. Four Legs comes in an steals One Leg off of Two Leg's lap. Two Legs takes Three Legs and throws it at Four Legs which makes Four Legs drop One Leg. What are all those legs?
Who/what is Four Legs?
Who/what is Three Legs?
Who/what is Two Legs?
Who/what is One Leg?